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Porcupine Ice Cream

May 11, 2015 by Mark Shepard

Crocodile-Egg-Ice-Cream
OK so I couldn’t find a pic of a porcupine sitting in a bowl… so this will have to do…Although I could probably add a new verse… LOL

I wrote this song with some very cute, creative 2nd graders as part of an “artist in residence” program at Booth Elementary school in Elmira NY in 1996… (OK so I’m OLD. I can still love ice cream can’t I? LOL).

It has since become one of the mainstays of my DrumSongStory school, library and family entertainment programs.

Rainy Day Activity: Draw pictures of all the weird ice cream flavors in this song and submit them to me using the handy contact form below (or even snail mail). I’ll post the best ones!

Please click the arrow to play:

Porcupine Ice Cream

Song# 255 | Fall 1996 | CD: DrumSongStory Live!

I love every kind of ice cream in the whole wide world
EXCEPT for chocolate and vanilla
(unless of course it’s served with a dash of pickled “caterpilla”)

My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Dog and cat ice cream
Except when it has to go to the vet!

My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Jalapeno Pepper Ice cream
Especially when it makes my brain sweat!

Refrain:
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream

My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Porcupine ice cream
It just looks so sharp in my bowl
My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Worm ice cream
Especially when it’s slimy and cold

Refrain:

My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Elmer’s Glue ice cream
I like the way it sticks to my ribs!
My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Gerber’s Baby Food ice cream
Although I do suggest you wear a bib

Refrain:

My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Cactus ice cream
Especially with a dash of ranch dressing
My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Math test ice cream
It sure beats all that erasing and guessing!

Refrain:

Copyright 1996-2015 by Mark Shepard. All Rights Reserved. Used by Permission.

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Filed Under: family concerts, Kid Songs, Live Performances, rainy day projects, school assemblies

About Mark Shepard

Mark is a multi-disciplinary performing and teaching artist who uses drums, songs and stories to interactively engage, entertain and educate audiences of all ages in performance, keynote and staff development programs. In 2014 his song, “Together We Can Change The World” was honored with a Posi Award and is the theme song of the Girl Scouts of the Philippines.For Mark's full bio click the link.

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